Huhmmmmmm BACKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!

Halleritas!!!! The big mama’s mouth is freaking back!!!

Such a long time since I last posted. My apologies to my millions of fans (real and imaginary) who were not able to read thru my blog. Andito na ako. Abuse me!

Hay, how do I start a very long story? Of course I start from the beginning. Mga ungas! Last March 14, I started my journey towards a path of animosity (natural baguhan ako eh). Dito sa *****. I must admit, it was not as easy as when I was young. I remember nung bata ako I would approach each new kid on the block and say “hi im lesly, what’s your name?” Now it’s not that easy. Baka umbagan ako ng tatanungin ko. I just stayed silent until somebody smiled at me. Nice. My first friend. Yun pala may itatanong lang. Nyorks. After that, he became my seatmate and I was able to chit chat with him the whole day. The next day he is gone. And he never came back. Duhh. What happened to my NEO mate? Later on I found out from another NEO mate that he had problems during his application that’s why he suddenly disappeared.

When I moved to ***** I thought that my image would change into a very sophisticated lady. Wala. Asa pa. Darn. I don’t know but they still see me the way those former officemates of mine still see me. Makapal ang mukha. Di naman ha? Di raw ako nahihiya magtanong. So what? Eh curious ako sa benefits ko eh. Hehehe.

You might be curious kung sino kasabay ko maglunch. Madami. Samut sari. Di ko nga lang kilala. Hehehe. In short, basta oorder lang ako then uupo then kakain then tatayo then presto! Tapos na. I am lucky kasi sometimes I would eat lunch with Mr. Yosa’s bestfriend, the one and only gorgeous (next to me) na bibigyan ako ng meal ticket….hehehe….

So ayun. After a week I got deployed na sa department ko. Sa Product Engineering. Cool. The first thing I noticed was that they are wearing headseats. That is because they engage in meetings every now and then. I first got my phone conference on my 2nd day. That was my first blooper day. Of course, when you sign into a bridge connection (phone conference) , you need to identify yourself. Ewan ko ba, natameme ata ako. Upon entering the phone meeting, all that I was able to say is “Hello”… duhh. Dami kasi nilang nagsasalita eh. Nasapawan ako. Nyorks.

Wonder what my second blooper is? Mas matindi to. On the third day, magaling na ako sa phone conference. Kaya lang, just days ago, while in a conference, I thought that I have already pressed the mute button. I was drinking a tall drink (mango juice). And then suddenly “bllllluuuuuurrrrp”. Ooops excuse me. Di pala nakamute. Napatingin sa akin yung katabi ko na kasama ko din sa phone con. Siguro di nya masigurado if he heard that from the phone or he heard it directly from me. Hehehe.